the willendorf twins 001, originally uploaded by the madame.

:Of Treasures:

Behold… “Our Fair Maiden of Willendorf in Finest Frankincense & Cedar Crush” soap. Said bars are gifted with an aroma that is an absolutely intoxicating mix of the finest Frankincense and Cedar essential oils I could find in this plane of reality.These twin lovelies also contain blueberry & apricot seeds for exfoliation & are topped off with natural oatmeal, coconut oil & goats milk to help give the soap a generous lather that leaves the skin perfectly moisturized!

:Regarding Wondrous Aromas:
The aroma is rather unisex despite the fertility goddess-centric shape that the bars hold. It’s overtones are extremely warm and woodsy, bringing to mind exotic earthy aromas dusted with a heady melange of rare spices. Some say it conjures ideas of forbidden romance in distant lands & I’ve one client who swears she hears sitars play whenever she bathes with it. Another loyal customer, one Ms. Elomeana Pennyfeather, proclaims a small band of male acolytes began following her about for some 2 weeks after bathing with a bar one full moon night. Said acolytes were reported as being very polite, under 25 years of age, of wondrously mysterious nationalities she’d never heard of, preternaturally handsome and extremely handy around the house. Ms. Pennyfeather highly recommends this soap to any woman with aspiration or ambition towards a career as a demi-goddess or succubine courtesan. The aroma is not for the timid, though, so be forewarned that it is unmistakably Frankincense & Cedar in every form and fashion. If you’d rather not have a following of devoted minions you may consider a different bar of soap from my humble mercantile or you just might take special care when bathing with it during certain phases of the moon. It is rather like having a Mogwai and having to take a few precautions to ensure that the cute little precious doesn’t turn into a gremlin.

:Colors For “Our Fair Maiden of Willendorf in Finest Frankincense & Cedar Crush”:
The Willendorf Twins Will Come To You In Shades of Roan Red Rose & Ochre

I sell the twins as a set of, you guessed it, 2.

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